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AIS Independent Day

Long time ago at AIS, there was a very famous disciplinarian called Mr. Vade. He has a giant body which 4 meter tall and his weight is about 200 Kg. Although he is heavy but the way he walk doesn’t reflect that, he walks as soft as a cat so that every time he comes after 1 student speaking Vietnamese, he or she would never know. Almost every one in school feel scare of him, every time you see him, it just like your bones starting to freeze into ice because of the cold air coming out around his body. Your life would become hell when he catches you doing something wrong. For example, if you let him hear you speak Vietnamese or whatever language except for English, your tongue will have to be keep out all day and you'll have to not close it even it’s lunch time or break time, and like that till the end of school, you would have to say sorry to him without closing your mouth, if you can do that, you pass. Because of all the scary punishments he had given, every student called him "alien" instead of "Mr. Vade". Actually, he’s a real alien, his skill of punish students is to make the punishments as strong as possible and as impossible as possible for the parents to think about so that they would not believe their children when they tell them about him. The students were very upset, because if it is another disciplinarian, their parents would tell the school to fire him, or at least, you can leave the school if you want, but this time, they can not convince their parents, and so, they have to continue to be under Vade’s control.
One day, just because of lacking money, the 2 students in grade 6 tried to make a manga story and sell it all over the school for 50 cent each. Their story is about the 2 little hero kids in grade 6 that have super power and usually stand up for the right thing, actually, they are talking about them. When the story finished, one of them go to the photocopy room to make multi-copy of it while the other stay and continue the next chapter of the story. Unfortunately for the boy, he didn’t know that this is the room where Alien usually come in and out, and so, he continue the work. He doesn’t know how to use the copy machine, he has to try himself, without experience, he had made a mistake, the machine started to burst and make a big sound. Hearing the sound, Alien comes in to see what happen, the boy saw him and scare and screams and run away, as fast as he can. The copy machine, after bursting and making noise, produced 2 products, 2 babies actually. When Alien came back with the boy he had caught by using his MAGIC
GRABBING SWINGING ARM, he saw the 2 babies and wondered where they from. Alien doesn’t like kids, so he did not care much about them, he led them stay there and started finding a punishment for the boy. He rummaged through the cupboard and took out a really really thick quire of paper, about 3 meters tall, and forced the boy to make a copy of them until the school finish, he’ll come to check. The thing is that the 2 babies saw all what had happen and decided to help the boys. As Mr. Alien leaves, the babies started copying paper. First, they use their MAGIC REDUCE eyes to reduce the thick quire of paper in size, then one of them take the quire of paper, put in his mouth, the other baby helped by stand right next to his friend and hold his friend’s hand, the energy move from one hand to the other hand, from one baby to another baby, and so on, one baby eating paper and the other one releasing paper. They finished the work for only 15 minutes; the boy thanked them and walks away to his class with a puzzled face. The babies stay there, planning a plan called "Vader Earthquake". Their purpose is to make Mr. Alien faint down on the floor and make a strongest earthquake than ever before. That afternoon, the school has a competition between house and house. There are four houses, red, blue, green, and yellow. The rules are that teachers have to answer the questions given by students. If the teacher can answer that question correctly, student will give him or her a card for their house. The 2 babies changed their shape into 2 students. The game started, and Mr. Vade is the one who came first to answer all the questions. When he steps up, the 2 babies quickly grab the microphone to get the turn to ask question first. "Now ladies and gentlemen, I am here to answer all the extremely difficult questions that you could think about. So please try to give a very difficult one so that I can have a chance to express my brilliant with you, I just don’t want you to feel angry because I get too much card, so… can we start now?" – The Alien introduced. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" - answered the crowded. The babies start to ask.
- Now, this is the first question; how do you put an alive elephant into a refrigerator?
1 minute pass, no answer from the Alien, he had never hear this kind of question before.
- Give up? – asked another baby
- Of course NO
- But you can not answer it can you?
- Give me a minute
All the auditorium counting, and waiting for his answer. "5…. 4…." The Alien’s face turns to purple. "3…2…1…TIMES" the Alien could not answer. "I bet you can not answer it" the Alien mumbled. The baby’s giving all the audience their answer. "The answer isssssssss: open the refrigerator, put it in, then close the fridge". The Alien face turning red when hears such a simple answer. He decided to keep his temper.
- The next question…. How would you put a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
Mr. Alien smiling dangerously: " open the fridge, put it in, then close" he answer loudly with full of pride.

- You are wrong Mr. Vade! The answer is: open the fridge, take the elephant out, then put the dinosaur in, close the fridge. – one more time, the babies win.
Mr. Vade is very angry now.
- Next question: One day, the king of forest calls the entire animal to have a meeting, which animal is missing? And why?
- The snail of course because it’s too slow.
- Wrong! The dinosaur, because you put it in the fridge.
The Alien turn really really red.
- Next! Why is that when you go through a crocodiles’ lake, you don’t get bitten?
This time the Alien think for awhile and give the answer: " because you had pull the dinosaur out and put the crocodile in".
- Wrong! Because the crocodiles are all went to the meeting! You are fell!
Alien couldn’t control his self, he turn red, red and red, he never got this before and he had always proud of himself. His face turn redder and redder, till he couldn’t stand up straight, he faint down on the floor and make a really really big earthquake. The students enjoy the events as they are jumping and flying on the sky. They celebrate and remember the day as the "AIS Independent Day".